Just Think About It…
Posted in Miscellaneous by John E. Pannell on June 1st, 2007 at 4:30 pm It’s been quiet around here the last day or so, so I’ll pass along some observations that seem to be making the rounds of email inboxes lately .
Here’s some things to think about:
- Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
- Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?
- If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
- Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
- If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
- Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
- Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
- If a vampire can’t see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
- Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
- Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?
- If Wal-Mart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
- Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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"Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped."
See what happens when you have too much time on your hands?
That’s the problem with working nights. You get plenty of time to think about stuff like this.